Rumours abound about the infamous group of fae, the Crew. This collection of salty undesirables, easily spotted from afar as a ‘fleet’ of tricorns, has wished several facts to be known, Firstly, that Commodore ‘Barry’ Baramura may in fact be Seelie rather than Unseelie as he claims- this suspicion raised by some of his underlings…

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There is a question troubling Erdreja that can not longer be ignored. For too long have we been kept in the dark on this particular conundrum, and it high time that the truth came to light – what DO our esteemed Caledonian friends keep under their kilts? This is a question that I know we…

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The Tease is pleased to announce that the Gathering of Nations will see a second Orcish poetry slam. Our cultured and arts-aware readers will doubtless recall the first of these events last year, which notably took place without a single fatality. Mr Karl Morgan, a well-known patron of the arts and aficionado of all things…

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By Sponsored Content This is a full and accurate retelling of how the most generous and erudite minds of our generation came to uncover sights of which others have only heard whispers, paving the way to make him the loved and desired man he is today. Read in awe, gentle reader, to the tale as…

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Extraordinary scenes took place at the Great Erdrejan Fayre, and indeed across Albion and the Heartlands as the insidious Cathayan menace upped their incursions against us. On the Saturday of the Fayre, a sizeable Cathayan force appeared, accompanied by nothing less than a dragon! (Note, this was one of those silly foreign snakey-dragons, not the…

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Ye Note From The Editor In the pursuit of bringing you the finest in educating, entertaining and generally damned interesting news, there are times when with the best will in the world, mistakes are made. Words are said, then others in reply to the initial word’s response, and then before you have time to put…

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The Cream Tease is happy to announce several exciting new attractions for eager patrons with full pouches.. and even fuller purses! Firstly, we are delighted to announce that with our new barman, we now can offer cocktails to our discerning customers; the Londinium Iced Tea goes down a treat, just like our workers! We are…

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TAILOR REQUIRED: Will need to be patient, long-suffering and willing to do repeat work. Ability to mend tears as well as sew new shirts to a specific design or two. You will be kept busy. Please apply in writing to Braigwen Vanya, at the Cream Tease in the Harts camp. All applications considered. *** RUMOURS…

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A source within the Sherriff of Keswick’s office, who for obvious reasons has asked to remain anonymous, has written to the Cream Tease to highlight a discrepancy in the formality of Albion’s law in respect of the act, of lack thereof, relating to Weights and Measures pertaining to the sale and distribution of alcohol and…

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Lord Wyndrake, the second most handsome and eligible bachelor in all of Albion, behind only the Baron of Dreams himself (and what a behind, phwoar!) has been spotted gazing out over the wild North in potentially intimate company. Such a person must be out of the ordinary indeed to command the attention of one of…

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