Forthcoming Attractions!

The Cream Tease is happy to announce
several exciting new attractions for eager
patrons with full pouches.. and even fuller
Firstly, we are delighted to announce that with
our new barman, we now can offer cocktails to
our discerning customers; the Londinium Iced
Tea goes down a treat, just like our workers!
We are also proud to announce that the Lady
Bast of Caledonia is now working at the Cream
Tease! This beautiful, buxom vision of spotted
felinity is formerly of the Fur and Claw brothel
and now plying her inimitable trade behind our
doors! Available to gentleman and lady callers
alike between the hours of nine in the evening
and midnight, at the one and only Cream Tease!