A name you can rely upon! The Tease Hails Brother Ross Pendragon As Lord Protector!

In times such as these, there is nothing so important as being able to put your faith and trust behind a worthy name. The Cream Tease greets and welcomes Brother Ross to his new role, a stout reassurance to the people of Albion that they are to be led by one impregnable to corruption, a…

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Juicy Little Nuggets

The Tease and all Albion citizens wait with baited breath to see if under the new regime, the freedom of speech which our fine nation has enjoyed will continue- Forces high in the legal bureaucracy of Albion have already tried to strangle the free speech of her press by way of intimidation and harassment. Is…

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Our Agony Aunt (for real this time!)

Dear Aunty Tease I need your advice about a troubled relationship. When I first met N I knew she was the only one for me. She was everything I needed and I dedicated my life to pleasing her. We were happy for a while, but she changed. She became a different person, the opposite of…

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Ye Note from Ye Editor

These are sad days for Albion. The greatest monarch of living memory has passed from our throne to run with the Wild Hunt, and the future for our proud land seems that little bit darker for her absence. But though our hearts are heavy with grief, let us remember Eloise for what she represented, for…

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Heiring concerns!

With our dear queen hunting Calligar on the plane of the ancestors (see our special ‘Royal Running Regimen’ next issue!) and no heir apparently apparent we would look to the ancestors for guidance! However, the inane rantings of the clearly insane so-called kingmaker have offered us an evil ancestor and some unlikely bint no one…

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Bro-Ro is Go

The Lord Protector of Albion has been declared by the Royal Council as none other than Brother Ross Pendragon! Ever a friend to this publication, we are of course delighted that such a well-rounded and upstanding member of the Royal council has been chosen. Lord Protector Ross Pendragon or BroRo as we affectionately know him,…

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A Queen Lost, A Nation Mourns!

Eloise Hunter, wife, mother, leader, warrior, Queen. Her loss has shocked the nation, a country mourns! Released in a ritual by the ancestors or did they abandon her? Has anyone looked into this ritual that led to her demise? Who was the ritualist so quick to create an abomination of Caligar or her death? Who…

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