Juicy Little Nuggets

*** MISSING: Satisfied customers. Last seen emerging from the Cream Tease with pouches and sacks lightened. If found, suggest a second visit. (Rainbow Donkey has had her mane trimmed) *** FAST SALE NEEDED: An anonymous source would like to offer for sale 1 ton of latex adult novelties as a result of overstocking. Bulk rates…

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The Cult of the Dragon- Erdreja is Flat!

By our award-winning science reporter Algernon Q. Rump Erdreja – a great Egg, floating through the Void. Home to ourselves, and a slowly gestating giant, cosmic, magical dragon. Sound familiar? Of course – this is true, isn’t it? This is what we’re told from a young age. This is what the Watchers speak of. Why…

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Militia doing

By our roving crime reporter U.N. Savory It is our happy duty to report that the Militia year, with distinct reductions of unjustified assaults with artefact weapons upon people of higher social standing. These results will doubtless please those who have long supposed that the Militia are just a -eating thugs high on their When…

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Caledonian Concerns

By Sponsored Content Do the Bears really have a right to their independence? It seems this is up for debate. New evidence has come to light that suggests that the Bears may not have had sufficient mandate for their separation from Albion, one that has long been taken for granted and which some even believe…

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS RAT?

The Tease is distressed to report that Depravo Morgan, eldest beloved son of the Baron Of Warwick, has been reported as missing since the final battle of the Gathering Of Nations. This patriotic Hart, poker champion and loyal skathen is sorely missed by many, and a sizeable reward is offered for information leading to his…

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