THE TEASE is pleased to break the news that the playboy, merchant prince and man about town Karl Morgan has been confirmed as manager of Albion’s premier Jugger squad, the Creamy Teasers. Cream And excitement is already rising, with much speculation that under Morgan’s management, the team could rise to the top, like the cream…

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Will the Fells soon echo with the pitterpatter of tiny Winterhearts? Rumours of a Northern scandal are abound, as sources close to Castle Carlisle reveal a member of the Duke’s inner-circle could be in the family way! Some whispers say that Wyndrake himself is the baby-daddy! Fell born? Servants spotted soldiers from the Order of…

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The Tease is most saddened to have to report the loss in battle of Father Antonio Da Fuera on the recent expedition to free our beloved Queen from the foul grasp of Calligar. We would normally insert a salacious list of gossip about the slain man at this point, but Fr. Antonio was by all…

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Recently rumours have been spreading of a strange and horrifying creature. It is tall and robed with terrifying glowing eyes and foul breath. It can melt away into the darkness in an instant and if you stare too long it will instantly turn you into ash! WooOOOoooOOOoo! It preys upon lone travellers after dark and…

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Listen not-not to the lies of man-things who say love can’t start in a bordello! I speak-speak, dear readers, of a RomAnTic taile that precludes such a magnificent upcoming union! Imagine, Father Joshua, the illustrious ratualist, weary from fulfilling the petty requests of his subjects for him to share with them a fraction of his…

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Hello readers. This is Quex here, everyone’s favourite greenskin Hart. When I heard Mr Morgan was starting up a newspaper I thought “Right!”, I thought. “This will be a fine place to get some more of my stirring orcish poetry published to reach a wider audience and further the cause of urukh liberation”, I thought….

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Anonymous sources within the Militia have led to an investigation by the Tease into Grand Master Darwin of the Militia Guild. His obscene fascination with feathered vermin has become common knowledge amongst many, indeed he has publicly outed himself as a ‘pigeon fancier’ many a time! Vermin Is it any wonder that crime remains high,…

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Nation rejoices as lost Queen is restored She’s baaaack! A few short months ago we wept for her. We wept tears of despair. Tears of dismay. Tears of gloom and frustration. For our Queen was gone from us — snatched away by mysterious powers from the Council of Sarnia, by assailants unknown and mysterious. Some…

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