The Tease was extremely saddened to hear of the passing of Spectra the unicorn, also known as Rainbow-Donkey, Ronkey and ‘R to the D’. This brightly coloured creature, a long-time (and highly profitable) fixture of the Cream Tease, fell in battle during the Spring Moot. She will be sorely missed by many loyal customers, friends…

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By the editorial team of the Tease Following the publication of the last issue of the Tease, there has been a fervour of comment upon the contents therein. And of course, this is something we welcome! In silence, news dies and opinions are smothered. At the Tease, we always encourage right-to- reply; however, right-to-reply does…

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Shocking scenes took place at the Moot, when a ritual conducted by the infamous lanky hunk of green love known as Greggsy on behalf of Londinium perhaps succeeded /too/ much. The ritual was intended to return Londinium to its rightful position as a city rather than a reef with particular architectural merit. And indeed, it…

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*** MISSING: Satisfied customers. Last seen emerging from the Cream Tease with pouches and sacks lightened. If found, suggest a second visit. (Rainbow Donkey has had her mane trimmed) *** FAST SALE NEEDED: An anonymous source would like to offer for sale 1 ton of latex adult novelties as a result of overstocking. Bulk rates…

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By our award-winning science reporter Algernon Q. Rump Erdreja – a great Egg, floating through the Void. Home to ourselves, and a slowly gestating giant, cosmic, magical dragon. Sound familiar? Of course – this is true, isn’t it? This is what we’re told from a young age. This is what the Watchers speak of. Why…

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By our roving crime reporter U.N. Savory It is our happy duty to report that the Militia year, with distinct reductions of unjustified assaults with artefact weapons upon people of higher social standing. These results will doubtless please those who have long supposed that the Militia are just a -eating thugs high on their When…

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By Sponsored Content Do the Bears really have a right to their independence? It seems this is up for debate. New evidence has come to light that suggests that the Bears may not have had sufficient mandate for their separation from Albion, one that has long been taken for granted and which some even believe…

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The Tease is distressed to report that Depravo Morgan, eldest beloved son of the Baron Of Warwick, has been reported as missing since the final battle of the Gathering Of Nations. This patriotic Hart, poker champion and loyal skathen is sorely missed by many, and a sizeable reward is offered for information leading to his…

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In times such as these, there is nothing so important as being able to put your faith and trust behind a worthy name. The Cream Tease greets and welcomes Brother Ross to his new role, a stout reassurance to the people of Albion that they are to be led by one impregnable to corruption, a…

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The Tease and all Albion citizens wait with baited breath to see if under the new regime, the freedom of speech which our fine nation has enjoyed will continue- Forces high in the legal bureaucracy of Albion have already tried to strangle the free speech of her press by way of intimidation and harassment. Is…

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