Court and Social with Depravo

Listen not-not to the lies of man-things who say love can’t start in a bordello! I speak-speak, dear readers, of a RomAnTic taile that precludes such a magnificent upcoming union! Imagine, Father Joshua, the illustrious ratualist, weary from fulfilling the petty requests of his subjects for him to share with them a fraction of his…

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Tease Agony Aunt Column with Quex

Hello readers. This is Quex here, everyone’s favourite greenskin Hart. When I heard Mr Morgan was starting up a newspaper I thought “Right!”, I thought. “This will be a fine place to get some more of my stirring orcish poetry published to reach a wider audience and further the cause of urukh liberation”, I thought….

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Grand Master of Militia has seedy hobby

Anonymous sources within the Militia have led to an investigation by the Tease into Grand Master Darwin of the Militia Guild. His obscene fascination with feathered vermin has become common knowledge amongst many, indeed he has publicly outed himself as a ‘pigeon fancier’ many a time! Vermin Is it any wonder that crime remains high,…

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Phwoooar Majesty!

Nation rejoices as lost Queen is restored She’s baaaack! A few short months ago we wept for her. We wept tears of despair. Tears of dismay. Tears of gloom and frustration. For our Queen was gone from us — snatched away by mysterious powers from the Council of Sarnia, by assailants unknown and mysterious. Some…

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The Pale Chicken

Dear creatures of all, far and near, the Ironfist Expedtionary Force invites you to the Pale Chicken. What is the Pale Chicken you ask? Well it’s a pub with barrels of drink, you want it? We got it! Ale, gin, whisky, anything! All are welcome to the best dwarvish pub with ale made of the…

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Announcement of Intention of a Contract of Marriage

The Queen’s Herald is delighted to give notice to the realm of the commencement of negotiations of a pre-contract of marriage, between the following persons: Scarlet of the Hunters Master Healer of Albion Calieb Baron of Loxley King of Lantia Hawthorne King of the Lions Faction

Unrest in the North

A Report from the Herald’s own Northern Correspondent, Cregan Penrith Reports have reached the Queen’s Herald of bizarre events taking place very recently in the refugee camps surrounding the City of Carlisle. Witnesses report that without any prior build up or apparent reasoning a large group of 16 men and 7 women of varying ages,…

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The Walls of Al-Qu’afar

A Ritual Report, by the Herald’s own Magrat Sage It has been said that until foxes have a storyteller the tales shall always favour the hunter and I find myself pondering this upon hearing what has been said of the ritual that Saylen performed at Al Qu’afar. I am not a lady of politics and…

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Missing Persons

Jessica Marwood, an elf maiden of middling height. Dark of hair, and pale of complexion. Last seen with Elazar Hunter, son of Her Majesty Queen Eloise Hunter and His Excellency, the Arch-High Incantor of Erdreja, Lazarus Hunter, near Exeter Ritual Circle on the occasion of the Rescue of the Queen. Any information to the Hunters….

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The Closing of the Hellmouth and the Saving of Albion

During the last Gathering of Nations the faction was contacted by a demon messenger, and the information would prove vital to our fight to close the Hellmouth. The demon was able to reveal the location of one of the elemental stones that would help us reseal the portal. The stone, representing the element of Time,…

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