We at the Tease encourage and provide the right of reply to all our articles — however, even our wearied senses were outraged by the actions of Darwin Carden, Grandmaster of the Militia and foremost avian-molester in all Erdreja! Unsavoury Our regular readers will recall that in our first issue we drew attention to Darwin’s…

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It is well known that Albion can boast brave heroes and warriors to which no other land can compare. But let it not be forgotten that as well as in green battlefields, we can also vanquish all comers upon the green baize of the gaming tables! At the Spring Moot recently, the intrepid part-orc and…

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Where’s the best place for a massive necromancer to hide in Albion? Why, the Royal Court, of course! Guilty Rumours have reached the Tease that former Lord Chamberlain, former High Ambassador, former Lord Regent, current Royal Huntsman, shiny Pendragon law-boy, and all-round darling of the Harts, Theo D’Arby may well have a guilty pleasure! It’s…

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Noose, brave young skathen of the Crows, 80th-100th born son (Details get hazy — there were SO MANY rat babies) of Baron Morgan of Warwick and Thirty the filthy rat, lost his life on the Monday of the first Moot, trapped behind enemy lines and pattern wasted while his father frantically tried to rally a…

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The TEASE has learned that the fortunes of Albion’s jugger team, The Creamy Teasers (managed and bankrolled of course by Karl Morgan, our beloved Baron of Warwick) hang in the balance following an unfortunate injury to team captain, Noir. When asked for a comment, the Baron regretted he could not provide us with a printable…

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There were shocking scenes at the first Moot of the year, when Karl Morgan, master of the house at the Cream Tease and general all-round entrepreneurial adventurer, was dubbed Baron of Warwick. Bitch This newest member of the nobility has had a perhaps chequered career, and his trajectory from ‘Queen’s personal bitch’ to titled noble…

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THE TEASE is pleased to break the news that the playboy, merchant prince and man about town Karl Morgan has been confirmed as manager of Albion’s premier Jugger squad, the Creamy Teasers. Cream And excitement is already rising, with much speculation that under Morgan’s management, the team could rise to the top, like the cream…

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Will the Fells soon echo with the pitterpatter of tiny Winterhearts? Rumours of a Northern scandal are abound, as sources close to Castle Carlisle reveal a member of the Duke’s inner-circle could be in the family way! Some whispers say that Wyndrake himself is the baby-daddy! Fell born? Servants spotted soldiers from the Order of…

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The Tease is most saddened to have to report the loss in battle of Father Antonio Da Fuera on the recent expedition to free our beloved Queen from the foul grasp of Calligar. We would normally insert a salacious list of gossip about the slain man at this point, but Fr. Antonio was by all…

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Recently rumours have been spreading of a strange and horrifying creature. It is tall and robed with terrifying glowing eyes and foul breath. It can melt away into the darkness in an instant and if you stare too long it will instantly turn you into ash! WooOOOoooOOOoo! It preys upon lone travellers after dark and…

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