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The Ruined King

Long ago, long before the reign of Arthur Pendragon, a King ruled the land. From coast to coast did his grip hold, and the people prospered, the land mirroring the life of its kin. From the loins of the King was born a daughter blessed by the Ancestors, and men from miles around would travel…

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Evacuating Carlisle

An account by Ser Graf Dog. When we fight we fight hard and at the end we often retreat with the wounded while the able are still standing. Sometimes we lose some and it is always horrific. Sometimes there is panic and fear and hate as the people try to claim a place in the…

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A Call for a Bard

Subjects of Albion Your nation needs you Her Majesty Queen Eloise invites any subject of Albion to enter a grand bardic tourney. Due to the unfortunate demise of our previous Master Bard, the post has become available. As a way of selecting our Master Bard, a grand tourney of bardic skills will be held at…

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BACK PAGE SPORT Jug not, lest ye be Juggered!

THE TEASE is pleased to break the news that the playboy, merchant prince and man about town Karl Morgan has been confirmed as manager of Albion’s premier Jugger squad, the Creamy Teasers. Cream And excitement is already rising, with much speculation that under Morgan’s management, the team could rise to the top, like the cream…

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The Duke and the Damsel?

Will the Fells soon echo with the pitterpatter of tiny Winterhearts? Rumours of a Northern scandal are abound, as sources close to Castle Carlisle reveal a member of the Duke’s inner-circle could be in the family way! Some whispers say that Wyndrake himself is the baby-daddy! Fell born? Servants spotted soldiers from the Order of…

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A SAD LOSS

The Tease is most saddened to have to report the loss in battle of Father Antonio Da Fuera on the recent expedition to free our beloved Queen from the foul grasp of Calligar. We would normally insert a salacious list of gossip about the slain man at this point, but Fr. Antonio was by all…

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BEWARE!

Recently rumours have been spreading of a strange and horrifying creature. It is tall and robed with terrifying glowing eyes and foul breath. It can melt away into the darkness in an instant and if you stare too long it will instantly turn you into ash! WooOOOoooOOOoo! It preys upon lone travellers after dark and…

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Court and Social with Depravo

Listen not-not to the lies of man-things who say love can’t start in a bordello! I speak-speak, dear readers, of a RomAnTic taile that precludes such a magnificent upcoming union! Imagine, Father Joshua, the illustrious ratualist, weary from fulfilling the petty requests of his subjects for him to share with them a fraction of his…

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Tease Agony Aunt Column with Quex

Hello readers. This is Quex here, everyone’s favourite greenskin Hart. When I heard Mr Morgan was starting up a newspaper I thought “Right!”, I thought. “This will be a fine place to get some more of my stirring orcish poetry published to reach a wider audience and further the cause of urukh liberation”, I thought….

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Grand Master of Militia has seedy hobby

Anonymous sources within the Militia have led to an investigation by the Tease into Grand Master Darwin of the Militia Guild. His obscene fascination with feathered vermin has become common knowledge amongst many, indeed he has publicly outed himself as a ‘pigeon fancier’ many a time! Vermin Is it any wonder that crime remains high,…

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