Brighthelm Stane Library

Being the public documents available to those visiting Brighthelm Stane without prior appointment.

Jugger disaster?

The TEASE has learned that the fortunes of Albion’s jugger team, The Creamy Teasers (managed and bankrolled of course by Karl Morgan, our beloved Baron of Warwick) hang in the balance following an unfortunate injury to team captain, Noir. When asked for a comment, the Baron regretted he could not provide us with a printable…

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Proprietor ennobled!

There were shocking scenes at the first Moot of the year, when Karl Morgan, master of the house at the Cream Tease and general all-round entrepreneurial adventurer, was dubbed Baron of Warwick. Bitch This newest member of the nobility has had a perhaps chequered career, and his trajectory from ‘Queen’s personal bitch’ to titled noble…

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Magrat Sage writes on Bastion

When a man falls we look to one another and we ask: what was his story? When a woman reaches the end of her struggle, again, we try to speak of what she was. Yet the story may encompass many facets, and a story is a tamed beast, tempered at the behest of its teller….

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The Ruined King

Long ago, long before the reign of Arthur Pendragon, a King ruled the land. From coast to coast did his grip hold, and the people prospered, the land mirroring the life of its kin. From the loins of the King was born a daughter blessed by the Ancestors, and men from miles around would travel…

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Evacuating Carlisle

An account by Ser Graf Dog. When we fight we fight hard and at the end we often retreat with the wounded while the able are still standing. Sometimes we lose some and it is always horrific. Sometimes there is panic and fear and hate as the people try to claim a place in the…

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A Call for a Bard

Subjects of Albion Your nation needs you Her Majesty Queen Eloise invites any subject of Albion to enter a grand bardic tourney. Due to the unfortunate demise of our previous Master Bard, the post has become available. As a way of selecting our Master Bard, a grand tourney of bardic skills will be held at…

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BACK PAGE SPORT Jug not, lest ye be Juggered!

THE TEASE is pleased to break the news that the playboy, merchant prince and man about town Karl Morgan has been confirmed as manager of Albion’s premier Jugger squad, the Creamy Teasers. Cream And excitement is already rising, with much speculation that under Morgan’s management, the team could rise to the top, like the cream…

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The Duke and the Damsel?

Will the Fells soon echo with the pitterpatter of tiny Winterhearts? Rumours of a Northern scandal are abound, as sources close to Castle Carlisle reveal a member of the Duke’s inner-circle could be in the family way! Some whispers say that Wyndrake himself is the baby-daddy! Fell born? Servants spotted soldiers from the Order of…

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A SAD LOSS

The Tease is most saddened to have to report the loss in battle of Father Antonio Da Fuera on the recent expedition to free our beloved Queen from the foul grasp of Calligar. We would normally insert a salacious list of gossip about the slain man at this point, but Fr. Antonio was by all…

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BEWARE!

Recently rumours have been spreading of a strange and horrifying creature. It is tall and robed with terrifying glowing eyes and foul breath. It can melt away into the darkness in an instant and if you stare too long it will instantly turn you into ash! WooOOOoooOOOoo! It preys upon lone travellers after dark and…

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