Biographical – Cal Poll

Thenni Interviews … Cal Poll

When interviewing the Lord Provost his answers were short and entirely to the point. Whilst the following may not be the most entertaining read you’ve ever had, it undoubtedly provides some insight to the man behind the title. Not much but there we are …
[Being of the story fae, it should be noted the the High Bard is not much given to answering anything directly. Her reaction to Cal Poll’s lack of elaboration tells the reader as much about her as it does about him – ED]
Thenni, High Bard of Albion

Summer 1107
How did you come to live in Albion?

Born in Londinium at an early age, quite by accident it seems.
What did you want to be when you were a child?

Fed and loved.
How did you gain the position of Lord Provost

Again an accident I believe.
You say you gained the position of Lord Provost by accident. Could you elaborate?

Again this is a classified subject, elaboration of which could cause fatality
Which ancestor do you worship and why?

I find that question offensive [The Lord Provost is well known for his forthright views with regards to the ancestors – ED]
What achievement are you most proud of?

Living this long and getting married.
Was it scary?

Yep on both accounts.
Are you and your wife planning to have children soon?

Not that I am aware of.
What is your biggest regret?

Losing my best friend so needlessly.
What is your fondest memory?

The look on the Bears High Bard’s face at Oathsnight.
What’s your biggest ambition?

To get through the next few months alive.
Is that with regard to something in particular?

Just a feeling I get sometimes that maybe I might just annoy some people i.e. the Bears, Lions and even a few Harts.
After a hard campaign, how do you relax?

If I told you I would have to kill you.
How do you spend your spare time?

See above.
What’s the best thing about being you?

Being me.
What is your opinion of our war with the Lions?

This is classified and any comment I make may colour others opinions on the matter so I wont comment. *cough* *great*