Steiner, Bloke of the Realm
by Cassius Gaius Merridius Caravanicus Pricum
Steinar, Bloke of the realm
He’s covered in hair so he don’t need a helm
He’s got big teeth, he’s got big feet
and part of his ritual was drinking from the teat
HEY
Steinar, he’s covered in scars
He jumps on to swords ’cause they do him no harm
And when he gets into his first proper war
He’ll probably lose Excalibur
HEY
Steiner, he’s tall and he’s mean
He runs out the line ’cause he’s overly keen
and if his reign as champion don’t go to plan
It’s prolly ’cause he joined the Caravan
HEY
Steinar, Bloke of the realm
He’s covered in hair so he don’t need a helm
He’s got big teeth, he’s got big feet
and part of his ritual was drinking from the teaaaaaat