Day 1,460 since first comin to Cort, by Smells.

Av ad a gud time wiv the Cort after all the war preparashuns. I put googly eyes on the Facshun Tent. I put googly eyes on a round egg globe. I put googly eyes on the Hunters face (not the reel Hunter, he wudn’t stand still long enuf and orl he wanted to do woz fite people). I put googly eyes on the Mister Wevverey’s map magnifyar. I put googly eyes on the Spring fae lady’s big speer. I put googly eyes on the Spring fae lady. Mister Chackra sed it woz wurvy of a Scowt!

I rote “Smells is brilliant” on the Facshun chalkboard. I rote “Smells is brilliant” on the Alchemist chalkboard. I rote “Smells is brilliant” on the Watchers chalkboard. I rote “Smells is brilliant” on the Healers chalkboard. I paid sumwon a Gold to rite “Smells is brilliant” on the Dragonz chalkboard. I checked at the Bank lots of time to make shor it sed “Smells is brilliant” on their wall. I made a new art instilashun for the ritule sircle saying “Smells is brilliant” – I mean – oooh, someone put up buntin to say “Smells is brilliant” in the ritule sircle (it woz me reely).

My frend Loora found a fairy book and saved the worwld.

I mayd new frends.

Mister Jasper is my frend agen and not a Poopy Hed.

I reelized Mister Sven aint far away. He’s just small.

I met sum Warduns.

I got chocklets off a ded body.

Thees two fings may or may not be relayted.

I tort the Squirs to sing The Blowing Off Song. Me and the Squires did a mash-up of The Tee and Cayke Song wiv The Poo and Wee Song.

I did a ritule wiv Nannee and we orl had tin hats. It mayd Cappin’s Hat strong agen.

I fell in luv wiv a Silver Frone and sang luv songs to it until Nannee bribed me away.