The Dirty Goblin Song

Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),
Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
One in front and two behind,
With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye
Bollocky-eye taboo.
Three dirty goblins stole a horse,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

Three dirty goblins stole a horse,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

Three dirty goblins stole a horse,

One to ride and two to toss,

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.
They came upon a wayside inn,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

They came upon a wayside inn,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

They came upon a wayside inn,

The door was locked – they kicked it in,

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.
The landlord’s daughter she was fair,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

The landlords daughter she was fair,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

The landlords daughter she was fair,

With milky tits and long blonde hair,

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.
They tied her to the leg of a bed,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

They tied her to the leg of a bed,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

They tied her to the leg of a bed,

And shagged her ’til she was nearly dead

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye,

Bollocky-eye taboo.
And then they took her up to Fife,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

And then they took her up to Fife,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

And then they took her up to Fife,

Until she started to revive,

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.
They took her down the leafy lane,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

They took her down a leafy lane,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

They took her down a leafy lane,

And shagged her back to life again,

With an ee-eye,bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo,
[slowly and sadly]

Three dirty goblins went to Hell,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

Three dirty goblins went to Hell,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

Three dirty goblins went to Hell,
pause – raise glasses and all drink
[normal speed again]

And shagged the devils wife as well,

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.
When the devil heard of this,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

When the devil heard of this,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

When the devil heard of this,

He drowned them in a bucket of piss,

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.
Three dirty goblins drank the piss,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

Three dirty goblins drank the piss,

Taboo (taboo) Taboo (taboo),

Three dirty goblins drank the piss,

And gave the devil a big wet kiss,

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.

With an ee-eye, bollocky-eye

Bollocky-eye taboo.
Tune: The animals went in two by two