9 unbelievable facts* about Albion!

Number 9 will make your jaw drop! By our staff reptile, Killit Wythefyre 1. Because parts of it have been underwater for so long, mermaids have moved in. They are building an army to take over Albion. This will inevitably flail. 2. People say that the streets of Londinium are paved with gold. This is…

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Militia Guildmaster commits savage assault!

We at the Tease encourage and provide the right of reply to all our articles — however, even our wearied senses were outraged by the actions of Darwin Carden, Grandmaster of the Militia and foremost avian-molester in all Erdreja! Unsavoury Our regular readers will recall that in our first issue we drew attention to Darwin’s…

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Green Baize Heroes

It is well known that Albion can boast brave heroes and warriors to which no other land can compare. But let it not be forgotten that as well as in green battlefields, we can also vanquish all comers upon the green baize of the gaming tables! At the Spring Moot recently, the intrepid part-orc and…

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Huntsman plays with dead things?

Where’s the best place for a massive necromancer to hide in Albion? Why, the Royal Court, of course! Guilty Rumours have reached the Tease that former Lord Chamberlain, former High Ambassador, former Lord Regent, current Royal Huntsman, shiny Pendragon law-boy, and all-round darling of the Harts, Theo D’Arby may well have a guilty pleasure! It’s…

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The scathen who died a hero

Noose, brave young skathen of the Crows, 80th-100th born son (Details get hazy — there were SO MANY rat babies) of Baron Morgan of Warwick and Thirty the filthy rat, lost his life on the Monday of the first Moot, trapped behind enemy lines and pattern wasted while his father frantically tried to rally a…

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Jugger disaster?

The TEASE has learned that the fortunes of Albion’s jugger team, The Creamy Teasers (managed and bankrolled of course by Karl Morgan, our beloved Baron of Warwick) hang in the balance following an unfortunate injury to team captain, Noir. When asked for a comment, the Baron regretted he could not provide us with a printable…

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Whoremaster ennobled!

There were shocking scenes at the first Moot of the year, when Karl Morgan, master of the house at the Cream Tease and general all-round entrepreneurial adventurer, was dubbed Baron of Warwick. Bitch This newest member of the nobility has had a perhaps chequered career, and his trajectory from ‘Queen’s personal bitch’ to titled noble…

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