A SAD LOSS

The Tease is most saddened to have to report
the loss in battle of Father Antonio Da Fuera on
the recent expedition to free our beloved
Queen from the foul grasp of Calligar.
We would normally insert a salacious list of
gossip about the slain man at this point, but Fr.
Antonio was by all accounts a pure, noble and
spiritual fellow, so we can’t. Sorry!